Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

Marijuana should be licensed and kept out of the hands of teenagers. It's too good for them.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation. Among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

Why should we tell kidnappers, murderers, and embezzlers their rights? If they don't know their rights, they shouldn't be in the business.

We have nothing to fear but fear itself...and of course the boogieman.

If Iowa is the 'heart' land, what part of the human body is Los Angeles?