Actually, my wine was served at the White House twice. Reagan must have been asleep when he ordered it.

I'm often asked why I travel around the country talking politics. Is it for humanitarian reasons, community spirit, or is it for the money, the limousines or the girls? The answers are: no, no, yes yes yes!

If you're old enough to be arrested, you're old enough to carry a gun.

Many of you have asked why it's taken me so long to select a running mate. I have no intention of reaching into the political grab bag and grabbing any man to be my running mate. I'm going to reach in and grab a woman!

All the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to an unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indian.

So I got into growing grapes, not realizing that there was a heck of a lot more to it than meets the eye.

On the issue of inflation, I think I could solve it no matter how much money it took.