The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
I laughed all the way through Love Story.
Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?