My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.

An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.

I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.

My following is straight. I'm so glad.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.