I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing.

You know, in politics when you come in third, it's a win.

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn't throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time.

I love talking to the audience, and I must be the luckiest performer in the world. I always land something or somebody that just takes off.

I think we need a 12-step group for non-stop talkers. We're going to call it On and On Anon.

I mean, I do love clever and witty, but I think that the 'Three Stooges' were geniuses. They'd have to be for their appeal to have lasted this long.