I did auditions at a club called the Comedy Connection. They wanted nothing to do with me. But one night they were doing a night of all women comics, and they invited me to do that.
Paula PoundstoneThe problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
Paula PoundstoneI have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.
Paula PoundstoneI've always thought that if my death was imminent, I would read. When I can't focus on a book, I tend to keep reading the same page. My guess is, I would've read, like the first page of Nicholas Nickleby over and over again.
Paula Poundstone