I was always a little embarrassed when there was an act on television that requires a great deal of skill but is a little goofy, and the host comes over and acts like the person doing this skill is some sort of fool for having learned to do something that's very, very difficult.

I'm an amazing mama's boy.

I get along so much better with fundamentalist Christians than I do with wishy-washy liberals, who want everyone to get along.

In my run-ins with Christians... I find that they really are good moral people. And we overlap on everything, and they don't seem to be the kind of people that are waiting to hear voices to tell them what to do.

Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience.

Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right.

Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.