Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.

We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful.

You can't believe how pro gay and pro freedom of speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left.

This I believe: I believe there is no God.

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.