My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
Penn JilletteI was always a little embarrassed when there was an act on television that requires a great deal of skill but is a little goofy, and the host comes over and acts like the person doing this skill is some sort of fool for having learned to do something that's very, very difficult.
Penn JilletteI am a huge fan of proselytizing. I am a huge fan of speaking your mind. The only way we can share the universe... is by talking very strongly about what we believe.
Penn JilletteI have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.
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