'Zolten' is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog.

The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.

Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

Everyone's goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the goal of a libertarian are exactly the same. The goals are happiness and security and freedom, and you balance those.

Love and respect all people. Hate and destroy all faith.