God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways
There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.
It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.
My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition.
If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.
My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.