How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.
Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.
When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out.
Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.
Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.
Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.