I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of debt thing.

In my run-ins with Christians... I find that they really are good moral people. And we overlap on everything, and they don't seem to be the kind of people that are waiting to hear voices to tell them what to do.

It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave.

Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful.

The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.