I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,' he was coaching his son's little league team.

I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.

Comedy is taken care of by a free market.

Juggling is very, very straightforward; very, very black and white; you're manipulating objects, not people. And that's always appealed to me.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.

I mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you didn’t believe that truck was bearing down on you, there is a certain point where I tackle you. And this is more important than that.