I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,' he was coaching his son's little league team.

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.

For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

Before you can read, you know the difference between a story and reality. And, of course, by the time you're old enough to do any real damage with an Uzi, you've learned that difference.

Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls.

I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.

If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.