Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.

I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.

Every poker player is smarter than me.

Only Atheists have morals, the religious have reward and punishment. That's not morality, that's sucking up.

If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.

My love of computers, besides being practical, is very direct and visceral. I love the way things look on the screen.