Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality.

Everybody is designing magic iPhone apps that do things that are really, really beautiful, but a really important thing about magic is that the gimmick has to be ugly.

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

If I had to imagine omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent power in the universe that chose to make my mother suffer, I don't know how I would make that make sense in the universe.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

Someone who is a good person should have no fear of the government whatsoever.