If every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be some other nonsense in its place, but not that exact nonsense. If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it all out again.

I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.

If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.

I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The love for my children, the love for my parents and the love for my friends is the end in itself. The meaning is life.

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.