Only Atheists have morals, the religious have reward and punishment. That's not morality, that's sucking up.

Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty.

For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

Everybody is designing magic iPhone apps that do things that are really, really beautiful, but a really important thing about magic is that the gimmick has to be ugly.