The end never justifies the means because there is no end; there are only means.

You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!

A lot of people, to attack an outspoken atheist, one of the things they'll do is say, 'You are as bad as the fundamentalist Christians.' And my answer is always, 'I hope so.'

Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right.

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.

The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.

I've been fired from a situational comedy with a script they wrote specifically for me because of my voice.