The end never justifies the means because there is no end; there are only means.

We all have friends we love dearly that couldn't pass for human in a strict Turing test.

It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave.

No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him, while the network people try to manipulate him into making the highest-rated show they can.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

Love and respect all people. Hate and destroy all faith.

'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.