The end never justifies the means because there is no end; there are only means.

Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that.

Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

A lot of older parents worry about being older parents. I hear people say, 'I don't want to be too old to play baseball with my son.' They worry that their kids will be embarrassed by their parents' age.

When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out.

I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The love for my children, the love for my parents and the love for my friends is the end in itself. The meaning is life.