I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt you.

The fact is that violence gives you a rush.

I'm not greedy. I have love, blue skies, rainbows and Hallmark cards and that has to be enough. It has to be enough, but it's everything in the world and everything in the world is plenty for me. It seems just rude to beg the invisible for more.

I mean, if I believed, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that a truck was coming at you, and you didn’t believe that truck was bearing down on you, there is a certain point where I tackle you. And this is more important than that.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

Fear is the politicians dance partner.

Bob Barr is not crazy enough for my taste.