I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt you.

There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.

If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.

I came to magic absolutely hating magic on a very, very deep level.

Having a Hummer is stupid. It's stupid to waste that much gas. It's stupid to waste that much money on gas. It's stupid to parade your insecurities on public roads. Hummers are stupid-looking.

The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.