My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long hair.

We celebrities are desperate pigs.

People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.

If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.

I do believe that a belief in God is crazy, but that doesn't mean that the people who believe in it are crazy. Those are two different things. Ideas can be stupid and crazy, and the people who hold those ideas are not necessarily stupid and crazy.

We are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else.

I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.