I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?