Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.