I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down