There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.
Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.
Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?