The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.