The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?