The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?