I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?