One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.