One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down