One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?