One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down
I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.