I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.
The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down
There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.