I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!
Peter KayThere's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.
Peter KayOne of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
Peter KayIf a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Peter KayYou ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.
Peter KayWhy do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
Peter KayWhy does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Peter Kay