I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.