Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.