Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.