If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!

Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.