If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.