If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?