Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.