Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.