I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.
Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.