The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?