No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?