No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.