Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.