There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!