There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.