Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks. I swear now, you never get used to that.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.