Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?