Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?