I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!
I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.