You never know where to look when eating a banana.

Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?