You never know where to look when eating a banana.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!