Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down

Old women with mobile phones look wrong.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.

There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.

I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.