Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.
There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.
Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.