You want to look younger... rent smaller children.

Right from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like an adult, perhaps because they themselves were no spring chickens.

Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.

You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.

My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.

Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.