You want to look younger... rent smaller children.

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

You want to look younger... rent smaller children.

On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.

I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid!