Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don't give a damn.
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.
Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.
Would you believe that I once entered a beauty contest? I must have been out of my mind. I not only came in last, I got 361 get-well cards.
My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.
Do I believe in Witchcraft? I'm the result of it.