Absolutely nothing was happening in my marriage. I nicknamed my waterbed, Lake Placid!

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.

They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!

I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet.