I was so wrinkled I could screw my hats on.
Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.
I still take the pill. I don't want any more grandchildren.
Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
We have far too many kids. At one time in the playpen there was standing-room only. It looked like a bus stop for midgets. It used to get so damp in there, we'd have a rainbow above it.