I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.
Before you get married you should meet your fiance's parents. It is not enough that you like his parole officer.
My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit.
I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.
My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.