On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.

You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone.

My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.

All I ever learned at my mother's knee was what a bony knee looked like.

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.

My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.

Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.