On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.

The reason I'm not an alcoholic is I don't like to drink in front of the kids . . . and when you're away from them, who needs it?.

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.

To get a roaster clean, send something like baked apples in it to a neighbor. Neighbors always return pans spotless, and you won't have to use a blow torch on it like you usually do.

My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car.