On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all.

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.

When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.