I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

I was in a beauty contest once. I not only came in last, I was hit in the mouth by Miss Congeniality.

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

Just the other day I said to Fang, "Don't you think we've got a storybook romance?" and he said, "Yes, and every page is ripped.

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.

I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.