I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?

I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

I'm from such an old family, it's been condemned.

When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.

A terrible thing happened to me last night again—nothing.