I don’t want to sound like I’m on dope, but that hour is a high; it’s as good as you can feel. A wonderful, wonderful happiness, and great power.

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'

I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.

On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn't have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother.

[When to have a facelift:] If you're tripping over your neck.

Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.

I love to go to the doctor. Where else would a man look at me and say, 'Take off your clothes'?