get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one.
Phyllis DillerI always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.
Phyllis DillerWhen I go to bed at night, I've got so much grease on my body I wear snow chains to hold up my gown.
Phyllis DillerRight from the start my parents had left me to fend for myself. Apparently unaware that I was a kid, they invariably treated me like an adult, perhaps because they themselves were no spring chickens.
Phyllis Diller