My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle
Everybody knows how lazy he is. One day the neighbors saw Fang mow the lawn and I got three Get Well cards.
I don't like to cook. I can make a TV dinner taste like radio.
Some wives have model husbands, I got one that needed remodeling.
Isn't my fur stole pitiful? How unsuccessful can a girl look? People think I'm wearing anchovies. The worst of it is, I trapped these under my own sink.
I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.