Every time I go near the stove, the dog howls.
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!
If my jeans could talk, they'd plead for mercy.
When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.
My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.
When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.