Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
Phyllis DillerI hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!
Phyllis DillerFang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.
Phyllis Diller