I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.
... if they [your children] write their names in the dust on the furniture, don't let them put the year.
I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.
Remarrying a husband you've divorced is like having your appendix put back in.
All I ever learned at my mother's knee was what a bony knee looked like.