My mother-in-law buys her coats in a carper shop. She wears a 9x12.

We Californians are constantly accused of not having seasons, but we do. We have fire, flood, mud, and drought.

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.

I honestly believe there is absolutely nothing like going to bed with a good #book; or a friend who's #read one.

Oh, that dog! Ever hear of a German Shepherd that bites its nails? Barks with a lisp? You say, "Attack!" And he has one. All he does is piddle. He's nothing but a fur-covered kidney that barks.

If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'

The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours. We were not created by a deity. We created the deity in OUR image. Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.