When he proposed he said, "We'll make such beautiful music together," but in this duet, his part seems to be all rests.

The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours. We were not created by a deity. We created the deity in OUR image. Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.

No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they're early, so naturally you're not ready.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.

A passport picture is a photo of a man that he can laugh at without realizing that it looks exactly the way his friends see him.

By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant.

Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.