I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.
When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate.
Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody.
... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.
Religion is such a medieval idea. Don't get me started. I have thought about every facet of religion, and I can't buy any of it.