When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.

Once my husband said to me, 'I'm going to have some coffee. Do you want me to put some hot water on for you?' I thought that was the least he could do considering I was giving birth.

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid . . .

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.

I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.

Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.

Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles.