I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate.
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish.
Once Fang took pep pills and they worked - the only time he ever ran to bed.
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband.
You want to look younger... rent smaller children.
Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.