I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody.
I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.
I finally had a ship tattooed to my chest. I wanted something on it.
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning.
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked.
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers.