When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in.
Your husband is lazy if coffee doesn't keep him awake - even when it's hot and being spilled on him.
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.
Comedy is tragedy revisited.
Life is a do-it-yourself kit, so do it yourself. Work. Practice.
I'll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies.