The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.
My mother hated me. Once she took me to an orphanage and told me to mingle
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.
Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.
If you don't have wrinkles, you haven't laughed enough.