I'm looking for a perfume to overpower men - I'm sick of karate.
... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular.
Comedy is tragedy revisited.
When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.
I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.