A friend told me the longer you keep Romano cheese, the better it gets. So, I kept it three years. And this thing turned mean. Now and then I'd open the refrigerator door and throw it some food. I'd have to walk it now and then. And then it grew this one leg. And it's got this ugly fuzz all over it. And the dogs won't run with it.

I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead.

I am constantly being asked about individuals. The only way to win is as a team. Football is not about one or two or three star players.

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move.

The constants all through the centuries will be the same; wine, women and song. Other than that, life will be very different technologically. In the year 3000 the universe will be expanding as it will forever, infinitely. We will probe outer space but never find life as evolutionized as ours. We were not created by a deity. We created the deity in OUR image. Life began on this planet when the first amoeba split. Mankind will still be seeking God, not accepting that God is a spirit; can't see it, touch it, only feel it. It's called LOVE.

The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.

They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!