Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves.
Becoming a comedienne was my way of adjusting to puberty.
Remember, only a policeman is allowed to express himself on an expressway.
Choose a checked or striped wall paper. People will be halfway home before they are able to focus.
When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.
Would you believe that I once entered a beauty contest? I must have been out of my mind. I not only came in last, I got 361 get-well cards.