The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo.

I remember once a vocational director said to Fang, "You must develop some mechanical skills - like getting out of bed."

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.

If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.

You know you're old when your walker has an airbag.