My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.
My husband is so cheap. On Christmas Eve, he fires one shot and tells the kids Santa committed suicide.
Carry an oar when you drive. Three times I've ended up in water.
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me.
The only parts left of my original body are my elbows.
I got my first laugh when my mother entered me in a baby contest.