They just elected me Mis Phonograph Record of 1966. They discovered my measurements were 33 1/2, 45, 78!
Phyllis DillerI hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, What do you have in lingerie? She says, More than you'll ever have!
Phyllis DillerI don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.
Phyllis Diller