My timing is so precise, a heckler would have to make an appointment just to get a word in.
Phyllis DillerIt would seem that something which means poverty, disorder and violence every single day should be avoided entirely, but the desire to beget children is a natural urge.
Phyllis Diller[On plastic surgery:] When I die, God won't know me. There are no two parts of my body the same age.
Phyllis Diller